Turd Racer T-Shirt

Name: Turd Racer T-Shirt
Brand: Cheeky Drops - Merch That Talks Back 💩
SKU: turd-racer-t-shirt
Price: 22.99 USD
Availability: InStock

€20.44

Is it fast? No. Is it committed? Absolutely.

Goggles on. Scarf blowing. Tongue out. He's on a tricycle giving full Tour de France energy while a tiny fly tries to keep up. TURD RACER says it all – he's not winning, he's just making everyone else look boring.

Worn by people who race through life on three wheels and zero shame.

Pedal fast. Look ridiculous. 🚴‍♂️💨💩

Select color: Heather Navy

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Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
Relaxed fit
Unisex sizing

Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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Turd Racer T-Shirt Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	16.75
M	29	20	17.88
L	30	22	19.13
XL	31	24	20.38
2XL	32	26	21.63
3XL	33	28	22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.