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The Last Roll Warrior T-Shirt

Name: The Last Roll Warrior T-Shirt
Brand: Cheeky Drops - Merch That Talks Back 💩
SKU: the-last-roll-warrior-t-shirt
Price: 22.99 USD
Availability: InStock

€20.35

The world has fallen. The flames are everywhere. But one hero remains standing – and he’s holding the most valuable resource known to humankind.

This is the fifth member of the Cheeky Drops squad: a post-apocalyptic poop warrior with a tattered red cape, spiked shoulder armor, and the fierce eyes of someone who fought through the apocalypse to bring you a single roll of white toilet paper. He’s holding it like a trophy. And he’s looking at you like he knows you’d do the same.

– Breaks the fourth wall: yes, he fought through flames just to hand you this roll.

– Worn by survivors who understand the true value of toilet paper.

Be the warrior. Save the roll. 💩🔥🧻

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Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
Relaxed fit
Unisex sizing

Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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The Last Roll Warrior T-Shirt Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	16.75
M	29	20	17.88
L	30	22	19.13
XL	31	24	20.38
2XL	32	26	21.63
3XL	33	28	22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.