Just Floatin' Through This Crap T-Shirt
He's not avoiding his problems. He's just… floating above them. In a swim ring. With a coconut.
Meet the ninth member of the Cheeky Drops squad – a sunglasses-wearing, carefree poop who took one look at life's nonsense and said, "Nah, I'll just float." Striped floaty, tropical drink, zero urgency. He's not stuck. He's strategically drifting. And the text above him says it all: JUST FLOATIN' THROUGH THIS CRAP. He's not judging your chaos. He's just choosing not to sink in it. And yes, he's looking at you like you should try it too.
Worn by people who know floating is a life strategy.
Grab a coconut. Float through it. 🌊🥥💩
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cheeky Drops - Merch That Talks Back 💩
- Email: contact@support.cheekydrops.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Just Floatin' Through This Crap T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|
