Chillaxin' Dump T-Shirt
He's not resting. He's protesting. Against productivity. Against urgency. Against your 3 p.m. meeting that could've been an email. CHILLAXIN' DUMP – literally. The parasol is tilted. The toes are wiggling. The drink has a tiny poop floating in it because he ordered it custom. He's been there so long the beach chair has accepted him as part of the furniture. Wear this and suddenly "I'll get to it later" is your entire philosophy, and honestly? You're not wrong.
Feet up. Zero urgency.
For people who consider "chillaxin'" a full-time job.
Be the dump. Not the deadline. 😎🌴💩
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cheeky Drops - Merch That Talks Back 💩
- Email: contact@support.cheekydrops.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Chillaxin' Dump T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|
